New York man charged with smuggling cocaine from truck full of Queso dip

It would have been the whole party. A truck full of party snacks was stopped last October in Virginia after more than a hundred pounds of cocaine were found hidden in the truck, according to the New York Post. The loot was estimated at over a million dollars. Prosecutors say a New York man has now been indicted by the Supreme Court on a number of drug-related charges stemming from the incident. It appears that this suspect attempted to smuggle all that coke into a truck carrying various snacks such as chips and a queso dip, authorities say.

The Post says the 57-year-old suspect had made a deal with his cousin to drive the shipment from Texas to New York. Officials were already on the cousins, as their phone conversations had been tapped. The truck full of coke and dip did not reach Raphine, Va., when authorities stopped the shipment and arrested one of the men. The Acting Homeland Security Special Agent had this to say:

The less than dynamic duo would have thought they could evade law enforcement by speaking to each other in code and trying to conceal 50 kilograms of cocaine in a truck carrying snacks – but they were wrong,

The Bronx man was arrested on January 11, according to the To postwith bond set at $300,000.

It’s even worse…

In other coke-related news, it was a very unlucky day for a man from upstate New York recently. Police said the 30-year-old suspect had already been arrested after a car accident on February 11. The suspect had a number of outstanding warrants for his arrest, officials said. But his day was only going to get worse. Syracuse.com says he would have been caught with something he shouldn’t have been in a place where he shouldn’t have been.

A criminal complaint says county jail officials asked the man if he had any narcotics on him. He answered no. A body scan said otherwise. According to the police, where was he hiding the drugs? In her ass. The unfortunate official who had to go fishing for contraband noticed a plastic bag tied with “…a substantial amount of white powdery substance inside his buttocks.”.

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